“I had been experiencing brief flashes of disassociation, or shallow states of non-ordinary reality.”
1 week ago / 36,924 notes / ask-me-if-i-care (source:c-isnenegro)
1 week ago / 57,514 notes / fuckyeahsexanddrugs (source:stefdelima)

Or in other words… Every single day when you’re bipolar.

1 week ago / 11,832 notes / bathed-in--sunlight (source:these-times-shall-pass)
#personal,

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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1 week ago / 298,429 notes / hi (source:ifollowbadblogs)

chissgirl:

swtorlife:

castielcampbell:

theholytwin:

ceilingtheo:

shutupanddiehl:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor

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Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?

Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

TEA.

OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

ARE YOU TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION!? DON’T THROWS THE TEA IN THE HARBOR! HARBOR IS NOT THIRSTY! HARBOR IS NOT STRESSED!

JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR

AMERICA

1 week ago / 283,752 notes / bathed-in--sunlight (source:harmoniousescapades)
You don’t believe me when I tell you that I like the noises you make when you sleep
And I don’t believe you when you tell me that my voice is your favorite sound,
Not when you can sing like that.
One of your ex’s name tastes like stale coffee
And the other one burns as if I’ve swallowed a scalding pot.
You don’t understand why I don’t discuss my first love with you
But how am I supposed to tell the sun that I once fell for the moon?
If I could, I’d pay rent for the spaces between your fingers,
So if anyone else tried to intertwine their hand with yours,
They would be trespassing.
I’m very good at useless metaphors
And very bad at telling people how I feel
But on our worst nights, you’re snow in the month of March
and even though I’m sick of winter,
I will never stop appreciating the beauty of a blizzard. —All About Us, #1 (via attuition)
1 week ago / 8,318 notes / bathed-in--sunlight (source:attuition)
#personal,

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

1 week ago / 427,769 notes / bathed-in--sunlight (source:eyes-above6307)

tastefullyoffensive:

[reifier]

1 week ago / 15,081 notes / tastefullyoffensive

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

1 week ago / 442,334 notes / hi (source:ouijasquiji)

Haven’t been on tumblr in so long… I almost forgot how detrimental it is to my mental stability.

1 week ago / 0 notes
#personal,

twitturds:

save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three

1 week ago / 334,481 notes / hi (source:instantlys)

obamadontcare:

straight a’s???? why not GAY a’s stop homophobia now

1 week ago / 154,484 notes / hi (source:isacknewton)
1 week ago / 127,351 notes / shavingryansprivates (source:saltslut)

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

3 weeks ago / 417,612 notes / leeloulou (source:parasailin-sarahpalin)
3 weeks ago / 504,018 notes / something-in-the-way-she (source:liveevery-moment)