I have so many questions…
I wake up every morning and wonder how I got so fucking lucky. I never thought I’d see the day.
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
I just spent 3 minutes searching the cheez it box for the answers to the “are these cheeses ready” pictures. Hannah go back to bed.
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am
I have a strong dislike for people who think they’re too cool for drugs. Like that’s fine if you don’t want to go down that road, more power to ya, I wish I would’ve been that strong in the past. But get off your fucking high horse.